I had to share with you this little bit of Balkan life. A little light reading after recent posts.
A friend of a friend took her two children, one boy and one girl, to the doctor because they were both constipated. Severely I imagine, to require medical intervention, but they are very health paranoid around here so who knows.
Anyway, the doc gave the girl an enema but refused to give the boy the same.
The health professional replied in all seriousness, "Because it will make him gay".